7. Brucie Kubbitz GTA IV
Why Hes A Douche: Everyone is insecure, but most of us dont, like Brucie Kibbutz does, choose to push that insecurity onto those around us. Brucie forces Niko to look at how strong and masculine he is, he practically begs him for compliments and he cant, or wont, hear the barely veiled insults. A harmless douche bag maybe, but a douchebag nonetheless. Brucie has completely sacrificed a personality for a muscular physique and whats worse, he genuinely believes that hes better than everyone else as a result. Everyone knows someone like Brucie, and everyone also wishes they didnt.
Why You Love Him: Rockstar went over the top with Brucie; hes worse than even the douchiest muscle-douche that ever flexed at Muscle Beach. And this is why you cant really help but develop a soft spot for him. If he didnt wear his insecurity like so much bling, it may be a different story, but in the end, you just cant help feeling sorry for him. Couple in the fact that the Brucie scenes in GTA IV are some of the funniest moments in the game and with that in mind youll see why its difficult not to enjoy his company. As per usual, Rockstar have managed to create yet another character you should probably despise but for some reason dont.