Game: Donkey Kong Country Returns King K Rool from the first Donkey Kong Country was always a bit rubbish, despite being a classic video game villain. Rather than wanting to take over the world, or steal away a princess, Mr. Rool was going to any lengths to steal Donkey Kong's bananas. In a jungle. Filled with banana plants. Not exactly the mother lode of stolen goods. In Donkey Kong Returns the main antagonist was Tiki Tong, a weird floating wooden mask thing with hands and no body. He looked completely generic in comparison to the awesome, iconic King K Rool, and he was the opposite of menacing. Even his final boss fight was dull compared to the rest of the game. It involved, you guessed it, dodging his big stupid floating hands as he smacks them against the floor. Just like about ten other Nintendo bosses that do the exact same thing.
