10 Weirdest Things Video Games Asked You To Do

8: Buy A Man New Underpants - Yakuza Kiwami 2

If you’ve played any Yakuza game then you know the presumably serious franchise could in actuality fill out a list like this one. Yakuza balances the serious with the silly in a way few games can and we’re spoiled for choice on which bizarre moment to highlight. While helping a Dominatrix get her groove back or battle a bunch of Yakuza in diapers pretending to be babies were certainly up there, we’re keeping this one simple.

In Yakuza Kiwami 2 you’ll encounter the substory Knee Deep in Trouble where you happen upon a man in a public bathroom stall who is not having a good day.

The dude makes it pretty clear he’s having a code brown situation and needs Kiryu to pick him up a pair of new underwear. You do so, because much like Geralt, Kiryu is every bit the patient, helpful man of the people, and the man says, “Thank you, my sanitary saint.” Kiryu then tells him that pooping is natural and everybody does it to which he replies, “Even adults s**t themselves sometimes, right?”

I don’t know what’s a weirder thing here, the quest, or the conversation afterwards, but luckily we can get them both in here under one entry. Thanks for your service to bizzaro video game moments, Yakuza.