10 Worst Villagers In Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Wow, I... hate this hippo.

Harry is the worst Cranky villager in the game, and it's almost entirely thanks to his aesthetic. Just look at that hideous, scruffy black moustache of his. This is clearly the moustache of a man who has absolutely no concept of facial hygiene. News flash, Harry - showering alone is NOT ENOUGH.

Speaking of which, has this villager even so much as seen a shower before?

Sure, his house looks like a bathhouse, but that's just it - there's only a bath in there. Is that just it for him? I don't see any soaps anywhere, so is he just wading about in his own filth and pretending that it's cleaning him in any way?

Judging by the way he looks, I think it's fair to assume that this is the case.

Moving on from his seemingly-nonexistent self-care routine, he's just... not an attractive color. His coloration brings to mind the Lamisil monster, which is apropos considering both are gross fungi that need to stay far away from me at all times. The only difference, of course, is that there is no cure for Harry.

The final point I'll make about this thing is that his catchphrase is "beach bum," and given what I mentioned above, the last thing I'd ever want to think about is this thing's arse. Nasty.