10 Worst Ways To Die In Video Games

4. Being Urinated On With Acid - Primal Rage

You could easily fill up this list with Mortal Kombat fatalities, but those pale in comparison in being terrible ways to die than by a 'Finishing Move' (read: fatality) in Mortal Kombat 2D fighting clone, Primal Rage.

One of the characters, a bizarre monkey-like monster (all of Primal Rage's characters are strange monsters) is named Chaos. In this case, you're not here to kill Chaos, but rather to kill other monsters as Chaos.

One of Chaos' finishing moves is rather appropriately called 'Golden Shower'. When using this move, Chaos will literally whip out his johnson, and start urinating on his opponent.

That's bad enough, but it turns out that Chaos doesn't pee like a normal creature; no, instead he urinates highly corrosive acid which melts the enemy. What a way to go.

This also begs the question of how on earth the mechanics of p*ssing out acid work. Does Chaos have some form of acid-resistant penis or does it burn like he's got a really, really aggresive STI every time he goes to the toilet?

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Dan Curtis is approximately one-half videogame knowledge, and the other half inexplicable Geordie accent. He's also one quarter of the Factory Sealed Retro Gaming podcast.