Wii U's sluggish sales sadly hasn't been enough to shake the curse of awful shovelware mini-game collections that have been prominent on Nintendo's consoles since the breakout success of the Wii. Spoiler alert: despite what the titles says, none of the games here are great. 30 Awful Games You Wouldn't Wish On Your Worst Enemy is a more honest title, but it wouldn't do much to entice clueless parents into buying it for their poor, poor children. The title isn't even accurate - there are actually 35 mini-games and some of them don't even work. The 10 that use the GamePad are the worst offenders, making the whole thing seem like it was designed for the Wii initially before getting ported over at the last minute. The graphics would look bad even on the Dreamcast, the repetitive, inane noises that come out of the character's mouths are enough to drive a saint to murder. It's an assault on the senses that's not even worthy of a place in a bargain bin. All copies of this game should be rounded up and shot directly into the sun.