So here's the ultimate villain that continuously gets defeated by an idiot Bowser. While Mario is undoubtedly a heroic soul, he's a portly plumber with an inability to speak full sentences that needs countless power-ups to get anywhere. Bowser is a giant turtle that can breathe fire and has countless castles and goons at his disposal; yet he always kidnaps the princess and seems to simply hope that Mario doesn't show up this time. Just look at the final battle of Super Mario 64 and the ease that Mario has in flinging Bowser around his own arena it's pathetic really. I also doubt Bowser ever beats Mario in the various kart races or tennis matches that they seem to enjoy participating in he may be King of the Koopa but I'm sure they're praying for a new successor to the throne. If Bowser ever hopes to defeat everyone's favourite Italian plumber, he's going to have to go back to the drawing board. Maybe he could start by clogging up those nearby warp pipes and force Mario to undergo a hard day's work for once? There are tons of villains out there that really should have done better with the heroes that challenged them what other ones can you add to the discussion? Leave your thoughts in the comments below.
I have an addiction to achievements, a craving for new bands and a dream to become Captain America. I once finished second in a Mario Kart 7 tournament so I'm kind of a big deal.
