12 Video Games Marketed Entirely On Boobs

9. Boob-Grabbing Simulator (For Oculus Rift)

The Boobs: Oculus Rift is a fantastic piece of emerging technology, and honestly, it was only a matter of time before an eccentric Japanese man used it for something creepily sexual. Combining Rift with a pressure sensor and a few other gadgets (including mouse mat foam for the texture of the breasts), a budding inventor known only as "Ryuto" has created a boob-grabbing simulator which allows the player to honk a breast-shaped "peripheral", leading the young victim in the game to recoil in surprise and begin covering up her chest. But Was The Game Any Good?: Well, though the game isn't out in the wild yet and nobody seems to know what it's actually called, there's nothing more to it than just grabbing a young woman's chest, which under real-life circumstances is exceptionally creepy, and when programmed and calculated inside a video game is even more unsettling (even if the victim is only a non-existent digital entity). That someone had the intelligence and desire to make something this weird says a lot about humans and technology: for every major advancement, someone is going to find a way to engineer it to be about sex.
 
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