10. Cho Aniki Zero

Don't let images of the Cho Aniki series fool you. It's totally about speedo wearing body builders flying through space in a side scrolling shooter where the enemies flying at you also happen to be mostly naked men, which you overpower with lasers that shoot out of your arms. In Cho Aniki Zero, the bad guy, Balzac II, has stolen the protein from the planet Builder. It's now up to these muscle heads and one other girl character to save the planet by reclaiming the protein in the name of getting super ripped. No, before you say it, this game is not insinuating anything, there is no homoeroticism going on here at all, and Balzac, sounds nothing like ballsack as previously pointed out by Daemon Hatfield of IGN in
his review of the game.