9. Toilet Kids
You know what everyone really needs in their lives? Another one of those vertical scrolling shooter games of old to take them back to the yester-years. However, which one should they choose? Hmm.... Oh yeah, definitely the one where these two kids get sucked down their toilet one night to find themselves flushed to a magical kingdom filled with fantastical beings and their... feces. Yep, Toilet Kids features map after map of poo-ridden obstacles and terds that you must toilet paper to death before they reach you. And that's all I got to say about that.