8 Embarrassing Video Game Moments You Don't Want Anyone Seeing You Play

It's so hard to put into words how utterly wretched Ride To Hell: Retribution is. Not only is it paradoxically utterly focused on delivering the laziest gaming experience possible, but it's just plain offensive when it comes to its depiction of sex within the game.

At numerous points in the narrative, our shovel chinned, dad rock vibing hero will end up saving a woman from the clasps of a nasty ne'er-do-well, and then in an act of true heroism... proceed to have fully clothed sex with her to some horrible bargain bin porn music. Just what you wanted after being nearly sexually assaulted, right? Some sex!

You might have called your friends around to watch the car crashes that form the backbone of the rest of the experience and may have shared a few laughs when it came to the abysmal fighting and shooting segments, but this? This is just nasty, and that dead-eyed expression on both participants is enough to convince me that there is no God.