8 Most Humiliating Video Game Missions

7. Sweep The Floor - Risen

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When it comes to most RPGs, you'll be plonked into the britches of some unassuming sort who then takes on the mantle of the Chosen One or will become the hero of the land through chance and happenstance.

As such it's a very common sight to see our heroes rise through the ranks, starting off small with simple fetch quests and murder missions until they're powerful enough to take on mighty beasts and make evil wet themselves just by coming into contact with your shadow.

However as you might expect for every outstanding end-game mission that fills you full of self-worth and righteous fury, is a mission that will feel as fun as licking one thousand stamps but only using your eyeballs as a source of moisture, and at the very bottom of this terrible, mediocre pile is a particular mission in that admittedly super-wonky video game Risden.

At the start of the game, you're presented with a tutorial of sorts. Now I say of sorts, because whereas most games would have you start by slaying rats or learning simple magic spells, Risen decides that the way to really get the blood pumping is to dust the !*$% floor.

That's right, you are given a task to Sweep The Monestary. Ten piles of dust are your enemies and with your mighty broom you must vanquish them by....clicking on them one at a time.

Slow down there friend! I nearly had my hat blown off by this incredible POWER.

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