9 Things Nobody Wants To Admit About Fall Guys
5. We're All Awful, Selfish, Sadistic People
You've finally conquered the majority of Slime Climb, dodging the last swinging balls as you merrily skip your way to a qualifying place. A pigeon-headed bean (why is it always the pigeon heads?) embraces you in what seems to be a congratulations hug. Instead, it becomes a Lion King reenactment as you suddenly skid across the pink slime and off the edge. How could someone betray you so?
Admit it: we've all been that fall guy grabbing people at the finish line and throwing them to a gloopy death. Even on the most innocent games like The Whirlygig and Hit Parade contains a handful of crafty beans holding players in death-like grips, robbing them of a qualifying place. We die heroes and then live long enough to reach the end to become villains.
We can already tell watching clips of Season 2's new column minigame that players will maliciously snatch away columns, laughing as beans fall towards elimination. We should be ashamed of ourselves, but we're not.