Before GTA V: 10 Biggest 'WTF' Moments From GTA History
7. Wait. Is that is that a Dildo?! (San Andreas)

Whilst playing San Andreas, if you ever realised that you could enter the Los Santos police Department, chances are you were as healthily curious as I and wandered in for a look around. For the most part the station is exactly as youd expect, nothing amiss, a place for everything and everything in its place. However, if you found your way to the police showers, you will have discovered quite possibly the strangest and most WTF inducing melee weapon in the history of the GTA franchise.
Thats right, there, floating midair looking languidly back at you, is a massive double-ended dildo. Why its there is never explained, never even acknowledged (although we can hazard an educated guess Im sure). But it is there and, as it is what it is, its virtually impossible to resist immediately replacing your melee weapon with it and whacking as many coppers in the face as you can before they manage take you down. You can also acquire a similar tool in the Dillimore police station or in Millie Perkins house in Prickle Pine, Las Venturas. WTF indeed.