Before GTA V: 10 Biggest 'WTF' Moments From GTA History

5. Full Dong (The Lost and the Damned)

Whilst playing the GTA series, you€™ll commit all sorts of heinous acts €“ kidnapping, armed robbery, even the murder of innocents €“ and for the most part, you won€™t bat an eyelid. We€™ve been conditioned that way you see, over years of consuming violence in video games and movies. However, there€™s a particular moment in one of GTA€™s DLC packs, The Lost and the Damned, that makes even the most desensitised gamer sit forward and utter the incredulous €œWTF€.

In The Lost and the Damned, you€™re in control of perpetually glum Biker bad boy Johnny Klebitz. On one particular mission, €˜Politics€™ it€™s called, you meet a typically crooked politician, Tom Stubbs, who as you enter, is receiving a massage. €œThere are no secrets here!€ he cries as he stands up naked in front of Klebitz, concealed from the waist down by the bottom edge of frame. It€™s quite the typical GTA-style moment really, nothing too out of the ordinary and nothing too graphic. Well, that is, until the end of the cut scene, when suddenly Stubbs€™ entire naked body is revealed in full, dong and all. A genuinely unexpected WTF moment if there ever was one, right?

It€™s not often you see full dong in a video game that isn€™t sold exclusively in a sex shop; in fact this might be one of the only times I€™ve ever seen it occur in the mainstream market. If WTF€™s were candy and nuts, R* would have one mean Sundae on their hands by now.

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