3. You Sexy Thing
Have you seen those Brotherhood of Steel dudes wandering around in their fancy Power Armour? Real Wasteland survivors forgo armour in favour of the sexiest sleepwear they can find, proudly wearing their PJ's in public and ready for a well-rested bonus whenever they can find a nice bed they can call their own. Whether you're rocking the sexy sleepwear nightie or rocking the highly attractive long pants and shirt option for the blokes, you know you're the sexiest dweller in the wasteland. Sure it's not practical, offers little in the way of protection and is genuinely quite a stupid idea, but this world is the place for stupid ideas! You can even use your sexy sleepwear in a pinch if someone won't give you something. Just turn around, whack it on and your desire will then be yours as the person you're talking to cannot resist the charms of the sexiest of all the sleepwears. If you're not a fan of pajamas, you could always take all of your clothes off entirely and wander around in your skivvies, exposing your skin to radiation, bullets, nail bats and all sorts of nasty stuff as you flaunt your genitalia merrily at a roving gang of passing feral ghouls. Although if you live in the real world where I do, some people apparently think its acceptable to wander out in public in their pajamas already. Which it isn't, and should never be done.