FIFA 15: 15 Ways You'll Probably Play Like A W*nker

Why do we let this game bother us so much?

With the arrival of FIFA 15 last week, EA€™s eager fan base quickly jumped into the latest edition of the huge football franchise, excited to start over their virtual footballing careers once again. While the game, and video games in general for that matter, is designed to be fun and bring enjoyment, it is quite often the opposite case. Teenagers and adults the world over can be found screaming obscenities at the TV screen as a result of unresponsive computer players or dastardly human opponents. Just search on Youtube and watch in despair as you are presented with thousands of videos of people screaming at their TV screens, most filled with vulgarities. Worse still, the majority of uploaders are people who have gone out of their way to annoy their opponent just to be able to put it on Youtube! These people are the players out there who seek every advantage they can possibly get, looking to gain those promotion points in online Seasons through rubbish goals, wasting time and much worse. Then there are the ones who go out of their way to play mind games with their opponents by not skipping the intros or watching replays, taking away a twisted satisfaction from knowing that their actions are infuriating to their opponents and sending them into fits of rage. Here we will take a look at 15 Ways You€™ll Probably Play FIFA 15 Like A Wanker, and if you€™ve ever committed any of these despicable crimes, well shame on you!

15. Not Skipping The Intros

Is there anything more annoying than having to sit through FIFA€™s introductions and cut scenes? The intros and cut scenes are all fascinating and new and shiny when you first play the game, so you€™re allowed to watch them then. After a month however, they have quickly become painstakingly boring. Surely if you are playing online you are desperate to play already, so why do countless opponents choose to bore everyone by refusing to skip? Not only is it maddening, it leaves you inexplicably irritated by the time the game actually starts, usually meaning you lose. Even worse, why are you still watching these things? They literally never change, it is still a scene of the players strolling out of the tunnel and standing in a line, which is then followed by images of match balls, the referee and pointless information about the location. If you desperately want to play the cut scenes and intros, do it on career mode.
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