GTA V: 10 Life Lessons Grand Theft Auto Has Taught Us

3. When A Car Catches Fire, That€™s The Point You Get Out

How GTA taught us this: It€™s easy to believe that in a virtual, open world simulation that you are indestructible and this delusion of grandeur may transcend in to the real world. However, let€™s all thank GTA who after teaching us how to have free prostitution sex and how to get places quicker also taught us how to not die in a fiery inferno whilst we drive 100+ miles an hour away from the fuzz. Hit another car? Bumper damage? No problem. Hit a wall? Window shatter? No problem. Hit a fat person? Engine starts to smoke? No problem. Hit an inconsiderate cyclist? Engine catches fire? No pro- boom! Life lesson: Get out of the car when everything starts burning, no other reason. If GTA didn€™t exist we would... Have blown up a long time ago.
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One time I met John Stamos on a plane - and he told me I was pretty.