5. And There Will Be Dongs, Too

"...and a location that includes male cult members with exposed genitalia in a non-sexual context."
This is great news for those that were craving a video game adaptation of Stanley Kubrick's classic sex odyssey, Eyes Wide Shut! Seriously though, Rockstar previously became the first gaming studio (to my knowledge) to render male genitalia as seen in The Ballad of Gay Tony expansion for GTA IV. Male nudity is still treading rocky ground and considering The Ballad of Gay Tony was just an expansion, the controversy passed through the cracks. GTA V is a full blown retail release so Im betting on some controversy hitting but in reality, no one should care. If we can allow female genitalia then I see no problem with male genitalia either. Sadly though, you just know insecure clowns will return the game because apparently penises are frightening and disturbing. To those people I say good riddance, the less homophobes infesting my beloved hobby the better.