Hitman: 10 WORST Ways To Die

2. A Little Off The Top

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This one is so nasty they don't even let you see it unfold.

Saying that, if you're dumb enough not notice that your barber looks suspiciously like the man you've already upset and seen before, you've only got yourself to blame.

Lenny the Limp is the loudmouth son of main antagonist Wade Dexter, and as such, is one of 47's targets on his mission. The whole mission, appropriately titled "Shaving Lenny", sees players work their way through Lenny's goons before reaching the man himself.

Each one can be dispatched in creatively nasty ways, but the coup de grace is saved for Mr. Bigmouth. Sneaking your way into a barber's disguise, Lenny is blissfully unaware as he gloats about his fantastical exploits to his soon-to-be murderer.

You could kidnap him and make him dig his own grave out in the desert, or you can do the deed right there. With a cutthroat razor.

I'll save you the medical jargon, but having your windpipe and carotid artery sliced is neither a pleasant nor quick death. Quite the opposite.

No wonder it fades to black on us.

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