No Man's Sky: 15 Insane Moments You Need To See

The folks at Hello Games must've had a whale of time coding the suspicious "head" of this creature into the game's procedural generation pipe. Nicknamed the "Hardonadon" by Reddit user butterbean93, only the most sheltered and coy of players would see this creature and not immediately associate it with a penis because, well, look at it.

This isn't an isolated incident, either: players the world over have reported coming across an unusual number of phallic-looking creatures, and of course, giving gamers the ability to name every species of animal they come across invites near-endless delicious possibilities. Beyond Hardonadon, we'll take your penis-inspired creature names on a postcard...