Geralt of Rivia; the most womanising witcher the world has ever known, forever making us ordinary non-cat-eyed, non-white-haired males feel insignificant in our comparatively meagre masculinity. Well, stop the press, because his biggest secret is out, which is that down there Geralt's no more endowed than a Ken doll. Yes, some months ago, plucky modders managed to get a free cam into Geralt's sex scenes, revealing him to have a flat bald patch of skin where his third sword is supposed to be. Of course, this should probably be interpreted as un-rendered detail in the game rather than a diegetic decision. What awesome locations have you found whilst journeying across the expansive Continent? Let us know in the comments!
Gamer, Researcher of strange things.
I'm a writer-editor hybrid whose writings on video games, technology and movies can be found across the internet. I've even ventured into the realm of current affairs on occasion but, unable to face reality, have retreated into expatiating on things on screens instead.
