These Video Game Remasters SUCK!

*Screams into a pillow*

This game. This !*$% game man. So in order to explain why this is such a weeping sore, let's just lay out the elements of Crystal Chronicles on the table for a second. You've got a Final Fantasy game that originally dropped on the Gamecube with a huge focus on local multiplayer as you and a group would take on enemies, explore the world and collect treasure in order to fuel your dangerous expeditions. Sounds fun right?

Ok so now imagine the excitement you felt as a Crissy Cronny fan upon hearing that this is getting a remaster for the Switch AND the Ps4 WITH CROSS PLAY, now THAT sounds even better right?!

Well just look a little closer my friends, as something isn't quite right here, do you see it? No? Check what other platforms this is releasing on...there we go. MOBILE PHONES.

Yes, that's right, this remaster had its shins kicked in the moment that this decision was made because it locked what could be done for the title under a glass ceiling. Every change or tweak done to the experience was for the benefit of mobile gamers over the other two platforms, meaning that we actually LOST features in this transition.

Local Multiplayer was out the bloody window, and in its place was a cumbersome "friend code" system that disbands the party after every single dungeon. Now as a man who's search history might suggest I like having my balls wretched this was too far as my scrote was deep-fried by these terrible decisions.

Boo the crowd literally hates this booooo.