These Video Game Side Missions SUCK!
3. Pigeons - Grand Theft Auto IV
As we're all aware, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting a different result, kinda like expecting your local council to give you decent customer service. It ain't going to happen but still, I hope and pray LIKE AN IDIOT.
However, thanks to GTA IV ,maybe we need to revise that statement a bit. Owing to the god awful pigeon collectibles you find scattered throughout Liberty City, perhaps it should read "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting ANY TYPE OF DECENT REWARD WHATSOEVER". While murdering 200 of these flying rats does gift you with the Annihilator helicopter, the thing steers like it's got lead in its ass and lining up a firing run on everything below is hampered by the fact that massive buildings are everywhere, meaning you'll be eating asphalt with a rotor blade up your backside for dessert nine times out of ten.
This is a huge letdown, because after hunting down 200 of these feathered plague machines you'll actively want to take your anger out on the world. Why couldn't we get a new gun, or even money to buy MORE GUNS? Hell I'd take anything, ANYTHING other than this absolute dump of a vehicle.