10 Bafflingly Terrible Songs That Were Somehow Incredibly Successful

6. Jason Derulo €“- Wiggle

There's something to be said about music that manages to take a rather understated subject and extrapolate it into a full song. After all, sometimes insight can be found in the slightest and most unexpected of places.

That being said, not every song has to be profound or inspiring. So much of music is dominated by society's relationship with sex, and that doesn't mean that the subject can't have value. Nor is it stated anywhere that music can't exist just for the sake of enjoyment €“ after all, that's it's primary purpose. With all that said, though...really? €œwiggle wiggle wiggle€ is an acceptable chorus? Just "wiggle wiggle wiggle" over and over?

Other cringe-inducing lyrics include €œyour booty like two planets, go head and go ham sandwich€ and €œif I take pictures while you do your dance, I can make you famous on Instagram€. Again, there's nothing wrong with sex-orientated songs, but come on...there has to be more than the likes of this.

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