5. Crazy Frog Axel F
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE Once upon a time, an animated creation known only as The Annoying Thing became an early viral hit. A ringtone company caught wind of this mysterious creature and seeing cash potential lured it out of the dark corners of the internet to make it a star. The Annoying Thing was rebranded The Crazy Frog and went on to clog up every advert break on TV for about a year with its stupid noises (and its quite visible penis). And then this slaughter of Axel F - which wasn't the least annoying song in the world anyway - happened. The end. Only it wasn't the end. To say this song lingers in the mind a little would be the understatement of the millennium. The worst thing is, it was created to be annoying on purpose. That's just sadistic. 4. Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk Having to sing this ode to some of the world's biggest corporations back in primary school was bad enough for those who remember, but its baffling to think that someone thought turning it into an overproduced piece of novelty eurodance was a good idea. Fast Food Rockers, comprised of three very irritating vocalists in creepy PVC burger bar uniforms and a giant dog who served as their mascot, reached number 2 in the UK charts with this song back in 2003. Yes. Not only did it actually chart, it got that high. Let's just think about that for a second...
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