Though she possesses an undeniable energy and magnetic attitude (and she can move those hips like a well-oiled seductress), she also boasts one of the most irritating warbles that pop music has ever bore witness to. Shakira is a belly-dancing Kermit the Frog, which is only cute the first couple of times around. But by the time she managed to become a world-famous pop star, it was too late to go back and demand that she take actual voice lessons. Really, we did this to ourselves, allowing her trilling voice to reach the top of the charts several times without first asking, "What are the ramifications of supporting this sexy woman's yodel?" It's as if a large marble is persistently working its way up and down her throat, forcing her to cut off some words before she's even started on the last syllable. C'mon people, her hips are not entrancing enough to overlook the egregious choices she makes with her voice box. Her elementary music teacher was right to dismiss her from the school choir on account of "sounding like a goat."
