10 Absolute Dumbest Halloween Costumes

Remember the pizza rat? If you don't, it was a bit of a media celebrity earlier this year. The hungry rodent was caught on camera with a slice of pizza, endearing it to stoned teenagers and hungry mutant ninja turtles everywhere (just call him Splinter). The fact that it was photographed dragging its pizza slice down a set of stairs attached to the New York subway system was especially fitting, but in reality, that should have been the beginning and the end of the story: Hungry subway rat steals slice of pizza.

Only, of course it wasn't the end. Someone had to go ahead and make a Halloween costume out of the pizza rat, which would have been fine had they not tried to make the costume "sexy."

Really, what could be less sexy than a starving rodent that may or may not be carrying the plague?

The costume itself isn't sexy either: the pizza slices look like strategically placed oven mitts, and the ensemble manages to make a girl who would look hot in a burlap sack somehow seem unappealing. Maybe it's the bad tail.