Who wouldn't love to visit the vibrant, supremely fleshed-out world of Matt Groening's hit cartoon? Whether we'd be transformed into cartoon caricatures of ourselves or not, there's just so much to visit, including the Kwik-E-Mart, Barney's Bowl-a-Rama, Ned Flander's Leftorium, Moe's Tavern, Krusty Burger, and Krustyland. Then there's the wide array of local "characters", including town drunk Barney Gumble and cantankerous billionaire Monty Burns, though if you get in trouble, don't expect any help from the local police force, headed up by doughy layabout Chief Clancy Wiggum. Perhaps you could also check out a taping of Krusty the Clown's show, and maybe get embroiled in a scheme with the Simpson family themselves. There's absolutely no way to possibly get bored in this town, though finding out which state it's in might be a bit tricky.
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.
