8. Weighing Up Missing A Key Moment At A Match, Or Your Bladder Exploding
You know the feeling, you have got caught up in the pre-match or pre-gig atmosphere and enjoyed one too many jars. You take your seat at the stadium or push your way to the front of the mosh pit, whatever it is you are seeing, and five minutes later you are actually dying for the toilet. But you just can't bring yourself to go. You just know the vital bit of action, or an epic performance is going to go down if you depart for even a minute. It stands to reason. You hold on, in physical pain at the squeeze in your bladder, but what's the alternative? Sod's Law dictates that if you go then the goal of the season or greatest performance ever is happening as you find relief in the stinking and dirty arena toilets. It is the most pain-staking problem that as a drunk person you will have to understand, holding the bladder for the love of the event you are meant to be enjoying.
