9. Failing To Master Using The Toilet
Crowned 'Celebrity' Big Brother 'winner', Charlotte Letitia Crosby won the show despite facing many drunken problems, which only she herself would understand. Such as wetting the bed. In all seriousness, people tuned in to watch Geordie Shore's Charlotte void her bladder into her bed. And then they fell in love with her for it and crowned her winner, because, well, people who watch Celebrity Big Brother just would. So, is it a valid problem for drunk people? I have never come across anyone who has suffered such problems when drunk... but then again, you would keep it quiet wouldn't you? With the exception of Charlotte of course, who instead pulled the sheets back so the cameras could get a good view of the huge wet patch, as you would. Only a drunk person would understand this, perhaps she was still smashed. Unbelievably, this isn't the first Charlotte drinking problem (though she probably doesn't care given how rich she's probably become from them.) On Geordie Shore she regularly wets the bed... and on one occasion memorably went one step further. House mate Gaz found the offending evidence in the kitchen bin the next morning. And all the while, the show continues to be MTV UK's top ratings draw.