7. Trying To Eat A Takeway At The End Of The Night, When Absolutely Smashed
We have all been there, after a night of full-on boozing, getting home or to a dirty kebab shop and indulging in a grease product boasting 5% meat. It is a problem best understood by the great drinkers amongst us, because of course it is a real skill to get that food into the mouth. The sauce goes all over your jeans, the meat is falling out all over the floor and your face has so much grease on that a field of pimples will have grown en masse by the morning. It is a problem drinkers inevitably face, because after ten or twelve dehydrating drinks, there is simply nothing better than a kebab product with more salt than the sea. David Hasslehoff famously took this problem to whole new levels. The Hoff had enjoyed one too many sherries it seemed in a 2010 Las Vegas jaunt, and had a real hunger for a Cheeseburger, but exactly the wherewithall to eat it correctly. Regardless, Hoff tackled the burger with gusto, laying down on his front to best tackle it, in a move that will be familiar to most drinkers - and likewise his foresight to take his top off to avoid sauce stains. Hoff's daughter filmed the 'meal' in hopes of shaming her Dad into toning his drinking down, and he seems to be handling the wagon a lot better.