10 Problems Only Nightclub Promo Girls Will Understand
10. Every Man Hits On You
It's like every man who walks past you has never seen a female before. Especially one wearing sheer tights and a coat handing out leaflets in the middle of December. Drunk leery male stranger: "Alright darlin', how's your night going?" All you can think is: 'This is my job. I'm handing out leaflets. I'm not a prostitute. I work for a nightclub, not a brothel. And are you going to leer at the other five promo girls you go past ad ask them the same question? Because you're going to be out here all night if that's the case. Just like I am'. Men, please stop gawking at us. We're just trying to do our job. And it's bloody cold out here.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
