7. The Absolutely Impossible Task Of Finding A Drinking Buddy
Christmas is the only time of the year when it's totally acceptable to see off a bottle of fizz before noon, and it'd be plain rude to do it on your own. You call your reliable bestie but she's got Christmas movie date night with the boyfriend. That's cool, you'll ask one of the other girls. You get the same response. This is a trend. You're left with your single friend from work - she is the most annoying human you've ever met but sharing the booze means you are DEFINITELY NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. She'll have to do.