10 Things Only A Cat Owner Will Understand
If you can shift your furry companion off the keyboard long enough to check this out, we recommend that you do!
Did we say cat owner? Sorry, we meant slave. Our homes are ruled by cats; the Internet is ruled by cats. Sooner or later the whole world will fall victim to the feline gods, that is, if we aren't in a state of kitty control already. Come to think of it, the reason I'm even writing this is because of my cats. But I love them- yes I do, don't I? Sorry that was me talking to my cat again. I mean, master. Cat taken your favourite chair in the room? No problem, you're fine to perch on the floor. Cat meowing randomly? That is definitely the point to start having a full blown conversation with them. No one asks you what you want for your birthday any more: you're now inundated with cat sweaters, cat mugs, cat magnets, cat pyjamas... all so mighty predictable but oh-so-welcome. Look at it's little nose! You don't know it, but your cat has probably infected you with a mind-controlling parasite called Toxoplasma gondii - and as you read this it's affecting the way you think, act and see the world. Toxo, found in kitty litter, plays with our emotions, and can even, terrifyingly, be linked to schizophrenia. Fear not though, pussy lovers, scientists have reassured us that the effects on humans are not gigantic. So rest assured that you're definitely not infected, as you manically scroll through your 243579 photos of your cat on Facebook. Most definitely NOT infected... If you're a cat person, the following 10 points will pretty much be your life. Feel free to share the joy, hilarity and sheer creepiness your own cat possesses in the comments below.