10 Things To Never Say To First Time Parents

9. Did You Plan It?

First of all, that 'it' is a child. Second of all, you should not be asking the parents if their little bundle of joy was a mistake or not. It will make the whole conversation awkward and they'll probably be too tired to find it very funny, even if the baby did get through the pill and condoms. Maybe the father just has warrior sperm.
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