10 Things You Need To Know About Dating A Geordie Girl

8. Don't Get Her To Say Roller Coaster For Your Friends

If you're not from the North East and you're dating a Geordie lass, remember that she is not there for your entertainment. She is a human being, not a monkey, and she probably won't appreciate you asking her to say certain words because they sound funny in her accent. Also, Super Trooper by ABBA is a no go at karaoke nights. However, if she likes you, she'll do it for a few times but then the novelty will wear off. If you're interested in making your girlfriend into a one woman show for the sake for you and your friends, get her to say the following: Roller coaster Pooper scooper Whizzle wazzle Plonker If you can, sell tickets and pop corn for additional profit.
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