Twitter is a curious invention which is truly understood by a criminally small amount of those who use it. Some take to following users in their thousands, inundating their feed with an endless stream of unintelligible gibberish. Others will continually use it as a Facebook status, taking over three tweets to say what should have really been said in one. But then there are those who are either constantly offensive, totally irrelevant to your interests or just flat out not entertaining. It is these people who we hate most of all. For someone to become addicted to Twitter, you would imagine that there should be a constant roll of information and humour, but no, instead we often have a complete lack of both, and people are still hooked to it. Why? Because we love to have something to get royally peeved about, of course. For example, yours truly was following a spectacularly unamusing and not-overly bright football supporter for a series of months, despite knowing fine well that at no point was anything even remotely close to interesting ever likely to come from the Tweeting fingers of this homunculus. Yet I kept following him, probably thanks to some deep-set need for a justified reason to be angry at someone I had deemed to be considerably less intellectually capable than myself, so I was quite possibly gaining some sort of rage-related satisfaction for his continued presence in my social media life. But not only that, I have also followed a sports facts account which at best produces one truly interesting fact per week, instead offering childish, LOL-filled drivel over who was the besterest football kicking team of all. There is an obvious and extremely easy solution to the Twitter problem, as there is an "unfollow" button present on every single account on the website. That would immediately remove the irritant, but no, I still cannot bring myself to do it, just incase, unlikely as it is, that football facts feed one day breaks some remarkable information that would only be available for a brief amount of time on that account.
