10 Ways To Dispose Of A Dead Body (If You Really Needed To)

If murdering a fluffy little animal just to cover your tracks isn't really your style, then you could always take advantage of the local cemetery.

There are a couple of ways to go about this one. The most straightforward of which is to find a newly dug grave, re-dig it and deposit the body in it. If possible, remove the coffin, put your own burden underneath it before re-burying it.

Even if the police are using cadaver dogs, it would be mental to take them into a graveyard. That's like taking a metal detector into a nail factory. Plus, you eliminate the problem of trying to disguise a plot of freshly dug soil as it's not exactly unexpected in a cemetery.

Another, slightly more complicated but slightly less messy, way to do this is to find a particularly crooked mortician and get them to double up a coffin for you (just make sure it's not destined for an open casket ceremony, that could give the game away).

You will, however, need to find a funeral director who is just as evil and/or desperate as you are, or this will go horribly wrong.