1. The Amazing Kreskin's Supernatural Dating Society
Finally, UFO fans have somewhere they can hook up to swap Area 51 conspiracy theories as pillow talk. The eighty-year-old Amazing Kreskin just set up the site and got interviewed by Cosmo about it, outlining his predictions for how well it's gonna go because, obviously, he is a psychic. He assumes that the site will take on a dimension that I never realized, which is...interesting. Not sure what exactly he was expecting from making a dating site specifically for believers in the supernatural, but anyway. Maybe those psychic powers of his aren't quite up to snuff. Attention enthusiasts of the paranormal, the unexplained, the mystical, the implausible...Welcome to A Fascinating New World Of Dating Connections! the home page states in a gaudy font. Makes no difference whether it's visitations by aliens, haunted houses, extra sensory perception, astrology, mind control, curses, spirit healing, vampires, zombies, prophecy, contacting the dead, mind reading and anything in between, so it's nice every kooky nutjob is catered for. Maybe this is what Vampersonal's major competitor is...
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