Sick of dating websites filled with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos? We are. Darwin Dating was created exclusively for beautiful, desirable people. Our strict rules and natural selection process ensures all our members have winning looks. Will you make the cut? Darwin Dating is basically the exact opposite of Ugly Schmucks, a frankly terrifying dating site for the psychopathically confident. With a complete lack of understanding for what Darwinism actually is, the site has a long list of dating rules. To join, you have to agree that you don't suffer from everything from sweat patches, weird pubic hair, acne, out of proportion noses, crooked or webbed toes, hairy feet, overuse of bright blue eyeshadow, or saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything! Darwin Dating can be used if you are a particularly shallow jerk who keeps such a list of no-nos for potential dates (including and apparently this is a deal breaker for some people out of date fashions and hairstyles). Or, if you're not an awful person, you can cross-reference other potential dates on that site and if they're a member, kick them to the kerb. Unless they have flawless skin.
Tom Baker is the Comics Editor at WhatCulture! He's heard all the Doctor Who jokes, but not many about Randall and Hopkirk. He also blogs at http://communibearsilostate.wordpress.com/
