6. Too Much Of The Old Rumpy Pumpy
Sex, as we all know, is a loving act between three or more adults. Who knew you could have too much of a good thing, boys and girls? It's a chilling thought. Whilst regular, good old-fashioned, kinky sex can boost the heart's well-being, there are possible negative health consequences from sex. If one engages too vigorously, like any cardiovascular activity, a heart attack can strike. There are two recent news items which act as cautionary tales and highlight the hazards of an over enthusiastic bout of how's your father. Nigerian Uroko Onoja was having sex with the youngest of his six wives when the remaining five set upon him with a variety of crude weapons and insisted that he engage in rumpy pumpy with each of them too. The tragic Mr Onoja went on to have relations with four of his wives in succession, but "stopped breathing"' as the fifth sashayed her way to the, presumably, well reinforced marital bed. Two of the wives were arrested following the incident and Mr Onoja was described as having been "raped to death". A 28-year-old mechanic from Moscow named Sergey Tuganov, collapsed dead after a 12-hour sex session with two women during which he consumed an entire bottle of Viagra pills. The two women involved were both friends of Tuganovs, and had bet him that he could not satisfy them both for a full half-day session. He proved them wrong, but the excessive strain from the drugs and the non-stop construction of the beast with three backs proved too much for his body, and he collapsed from a heart attack shortly afterwards. These are undoubtedly sad stories, but in many ways both men had it coming