Calling all singletons. Everyone on your social media timelines are loved up; they're happy, they're constantly smiling and they look cute together, and then there's you, wondering if you'll ever find someone that you can tolerate for longer than a few hours. You'll probably feel like you'll never get to be a part of it all - romance is dead and that's because you're still waiting on a reply from your crush that you sent three days ago, meanwhile on Jeremy Kyle, some redneck with poor dental work is struggling to remember who the father of her child is. She's had so much sex with so many different people that she doesn't know whose love juice knocked her up! Also, Donald Trump has been married three times, all of which have been supermodels. Let's just take a moment for that to sink in.
