4. Hercules And Aladdin Spend A Thousand And One Nights In Greece
Here's a piece of fanfiction so dangerous to your inner child that the English language itself was too frail to contain it. Written entirely in Spanish, the appropriately titled
"Aladdin Hercules Heroes" sees two of your favorite Disney heroes unite in an Avengers-style crossover. Only instead of saving the world from aliens, the heroes blush at each other's presence and enjoy awkward carpet rides together. If Disney ever wanted to make a splash with direct-to-video sequels, this would be the one to do. But that's just the tip of the iceberg in this fever dream of a slash story. If you're not exactly well-versed in Spanish and have to rely on Google's translate function, you end up with lines like "I can sing a pretty song...but what would that solve things?...This to discuss things not work!" For the record, those are not separate lines of dialogue broken apart by ellipses, but an actual, unaltered line of monologue. That, and the fact that the author doesn't appear to know how to use quotation marks, makes this the Troll 2 of fan fiction. It's like a sweaty fever dream of Disney-animated madness.