12 Iconic Characters Utterly Ruined By Terrible Commercials
7. Darth Vader The Horny Target Nerd
A case could easily be made that Episode One already kind of ruined the character of Darth Vader by showing way too much of his human side. Therefore you can't blame this commercial for solely ruining Vader but it can be viewed as a mighty indignity that helped transform him from badass to running joke. Showing Vader as a kid in Episode One was bad, but the prequels did the audience the favour of bypassing Vaders awkward transition into puberty where he found new lustful hormones. Target didnt feel the need to spare us from this sight though. Instead they presented us a Darth Vader who is a horny nerd panting like a dog when a pretty lady sits next to him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbNgdPf56G4 Yes Heidi Klum is very beautiful, but this is Darth Vader. Its sad enough to see him shilling for a second rate mega store in the first place, but the idea that Vader cant control his hormones makes you wonder why people were so scared of him in the movies. Surely there was one beautiful woman in outer space they could have wheeled in front of him when he got moody?
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