12 Small Victories All Queen's University Belfast Students Dream About

8. Getting Free Pizza At The Freshers' Bazaar

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The Freshers' Bazaar is cramped and sweaty with few redeeming qualities. Examining the various society stalls without actually making eye contact with the people sat behind them (thereby activitating their field of unique gravity that involves pretending to be interested for five minutes before stating €œsounds really cool, I'll come back and sign up on my way back round€) can be immensely challenging.

But then, above the smell of perspiration and freshers' naïve enough to think they'll actually stick with a society beyond the first two weeks, you smell it: pizza. And it's free, too! At least, that's the dream. Chances are it was all gone in the first ten minutes. Sigh.
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