1. Those Bloody 'Horse' Jokes
"Unexpected item in the baggage area", exclaims some loud chap, hoping a Tesco employee will rush to his aid and vanquish the demon of the self-scan checkout. When they do, he's only gone and placed a toy horse in said bagging area, immediately thereby being given a three-series deal with E4 and heralded as a comedic genius. Everyone laughs, guffawing with such glee that they forget to notice the Tesco staff member sharpening those steak knives in the corner. The 'horse meat scandal' of a few years ago will never leave Tesco, ever. It's the butt of many a joke, and every staff member is exposed to their endless charms, laughing with a psychotic stare that screams, "I will cut you". Just leave them alone, they're only on minimum wage. The staff, not the horses. What other struggles do Tesco employees face on a near-daily basis? Let us know down in the comments section below!
Jamie Kennedy
Lifelong wrestling, video game, music and sports obsessive who has been writing about his passions since childhood. Jamie started writing for WhatCulture in 2013, and has contributed thousands of articles and YouTube videos since then. He cut his teeth penning published pieces for top UK and European wrestling read Fighting Spirit Magazine (FSM), and also has extensive experience working within the wrestling biz as a manager and commentator for promotions like ICW on WWE Network and WCPW/Defiant since 2010. Further, Jamie also hosted the old Ministry Of Slam podcast, and has interviewed everyone from Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels to Bret Hart and Trish Stratus.
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