14 Thoughts You've Had In Preparation For The Great North Run

7. "Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Vaseline?"

No. It only takes one unvaselined nipple to make you hate yourself, and your nipples. The rubbing against your shirt will leave you in agony and you've probably already came to realise that vaseline really is your saviour. When if comes to your nipples, there's no such thing as 'too much vaseline.' Lather it on, baby.
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