15 Awesome Ways To Epically Resign Your Call Centre Job

9. Start Insane Rumors About Yourself... Then Disappear

Resigning yourself to a career in a call centre is like waking up everyday in high school hell. Most of the time, the immature fog of gossip is so thick Michael Myer's could punch holes in it with his knife. Sometimes you just sit around between calls listening to all the nonsense, wondering if people's lives are as sad as the stories they spin (they must be, they work here too right?). Before you know it, you can become the victim of these nasty back-talkers. Relax, if you are just passing time on the phones before something better comes along, they are sure to hate you anyway. If you find yourself a victim of the rumor-mill there are two routes to go. You can either deny it, which will make you look guilty, or you can take the rumor and make it bigger. Turn yourself into the scary offspring of some foreign dictator, in town to lay low until the heat dies off at home. Get everyone riled up about your secret past and start multiple stories to keep them guessing. And just when the stories get so good that HR has to get involved, vanish without a trace.

8. Crash The Company Servers With A Virus Made In Your Image

This would be more fun if it didn't backfire with an immediate laundry list of criminal charges and lawsuits. You wanted to resign from a call centre with a bang? Well this is it, buddy. The entire centre won't be able to work for days, which will cost the company millions. Still, the thought of your face smiling back at the confused IT technician from every screen on the floor is quite satisfying, and you hear there's a lot of money to be made in a career of corporate espionage.