15 Awesome Ways To Epically Resign Your Call Centre Job

7. Role Play With Customers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZzIlyzePEI Time to focus some of that creative energy used for number 11 (Prank Call Your Co-workers) towards the people calling in. There are no rules. You can pretend to be whoever you want and say whatever you want. One thing is for sure: your call handle time will be at a record low when you start beginning conversations with, "Do you like scary movies?" Nothing says to a company "I no longer wish to work here" more than infuriating every customer by making them feel like their calls are really not that important to you... Wait, forget that. Just try to imagine the team lead who is going to have to deal with that escalation. "Why yes, ma'am or sir, every call is recorded."

6. Copy Your Bum To A Company Wide Memo

Make sure the memo informs everyone to "kiss it good-bye."